"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
“stupid fucking tv show” we all say as we continue to dedicate a whole blog to it
i was in a public bathroom and looked in the mirror and said “i’m too cute to be so broke” and i thought i was alone but someone in a stall said AMEN
accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback
“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
i am girl and can in fact confirm this fact