jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school

[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit

(via cannibalisticpear)

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snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

image

(via seafluers)

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iwantthecas:

savvybaby2000:

iwantthecas:

dragonsdaught3r:

this will never stop being funny

The leaf wanted to kiss him

Can we talk about how the hell he managed to keep a straight face until after the leaf blew off his face?

Becuase he was in Dean mode and didn’t know how to react for a second and then the leaf blew off his face and he had to smile.

stunningpicture:

Found this masterpiece down a side street whilst visiting Paris recently

flowury:

flowury:

I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes

(Source: flowury, via seafluers)

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  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
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Two days ago I was standing outside waiting for my ride to pick me up so we could go to Taco Bell and my neighbor came home and tripped on the sidewalk and when I ran over to make sure she was ok I said, “wow that sidewalk really tripped you up….. Literally” and I died laughing in my head and my neighbor said nothing and went inside

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nevvzealand:

what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

(Source: moseby, via locketfullofhowell)

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gracehelbig:

We’re doing it. 

  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
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