moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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"
Don’t do things to prove others wrong. Do things to prove yourself right."
• Hannah Hart (My Drunk Kitchen: A Guide to Eating, Drinking, and Going with Your Gut)

(Source: francesgerwig)

2:37 AM + 1164 + reblog

fckyeahundergroundhiphop:

You fucked up my dawg ese,you scarred him for life,cruelty to animals!!!



sassybabushka:

When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”

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2:13 AM + 100419 + reblog

darlinghowilovedyou:

😂

mireligionerestu:

arkhamboundz:

Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

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2:10 AM + 77250 + reblog

everyday-shud-be-a-holiday:

tatianaception:

amyradenfeld:

tattoos-glasses-and-dreadlocks:

dannyrandy:

lesbian and bi women should have a secret code word that we slip into conversation with girls we’ve just met to see if they also like girls 

'Do you watch Orange Is The New Black?'

ineffective to many straight women watch it

"You’re looking very Shane today"

"You’re a wanker number nine"

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flame-cat:

sporadic-tiger:

SIMBAREMEMBERWHO YOU AREYOU ARE MY SONAND THE ONE TRUE HOUSECAT

Time to grt off tumblr