kimpossibooty:

Last week my teacher confiscated my mood ring and I still don’t know how I feel about this

(via cuntsofcydonia)

2:34 AM + 515 + reblog

kat-the-alchemist:

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

That’s water. Pure water.

rrevolutionaries:

[puts head in hands] oh god she’s so attractive

(Source: asriels, via addisonmontgomery)

2:31 AM + 353585 + reblog



thiscorpsofbrothers:

danisnotonfire:


Opening a beer with a frisbee.

dude

this is the most bro thing ever

sexwithjaredpadalecki:

superrobert:

fanboy-y:

Rihanna: 

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Britney:

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Miley:

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And then we have Katy:

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But then theres Gaga:

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gaga is just a whole other league

(Source: 1d-perry, via emilyisafagit)

2:27 AM + 200725 + reblog
My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
  • BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
  • Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
  • BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
  • Grandma: What?
  • BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
  • Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
7:55 PM + 153314 + reblog


letter-experiment:

Largest amount of swag I have ever witnessed

saltedvagina:

it’s destiny’s child

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not destiny’s children

(via walrusmstr)

1:55 AM + 87180 + reblog

skipxd:

slide to unlock

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.

officialcocaine:

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(via air-sandwiches)

1:23 AM + 12144 + reblog